The High Price of Singles Events

So...they're not kidding when they say these singles events are for Jewish professionals.  I'm glad all these Jewish doctors/lawyers/investment bankers are willing and able to spend $50 for one free drink and a room full of drunk, Jewish women.  Unfortunately, I can't afford to be one of those women.  I'm gonna have to find myself a Jewish sugar-daddy just to attend the singles events!  EVERY WEEK I get an email about a new singles event, and they always range from $25-$175!  We're in a recession, people!!!

My sister had it right when she said, "You can't spend your small amount of money on singles events, but don't worry... Hashem won't put your besheret there until you can afford it."